February 2011
55 posts
Anonymous asked: Would you ever hook up with a girl?
January 2011
48 posts
Anonymous asked: When are you and your ex getting back together?
“A/S/L ?”
“The girl is infectious human waste, and she’s confused and afraid to...”
Anonymous asked: are you bisexual ?
Anonymous asked: i would love to have sex with you .
Anonymous asked: Why dont you like me ?
“I don’t want to die without any scars.”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Advice.
If you ever want to kill someone , without the source being traced :
Insert a needle full of insulin underneath the toenails of the person while they are sleeping. Dispose of the needle. No blood. No guts. No guns.
“Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of...”
– — Chuck Palahniuk
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My First Tumblr Post
This was supposed to be my New Years resolution, to waste more time online, but Im 27 days late. So Ill just start with last year.
In 2010 I …
- spent New Years Eve with a boo thang
- had a traumatic breakup with aforementioned boothang
-got accepted to Stanford, Spelman, Emory .. and some other places.
-came home to a dead hamster
-got kicked out of my house
-tasted breast...